By The Chicago Egotist / / Ogilvy Chicago wants you to get Hijacked by Ernest Hemingway. He has way more interesting things to say than you. Simply let the Hemingway Status Hijacker take control of your Facebook timeline: it will update your status, post photos, and check in all over the world on your behalf. Lets me honest, it will make you look way cooler than you are with your overhead food shots and updates about it being FRIDAY. PS. This is for The Hemingway Foundation.